That time I decided I was going to do a web comic with plastic soldiers and Ben’s toys.

A plastic Thomas the Tank Engine in four frames: FUNNY&10;. ONE SECOND&10;HAULING COAL&10;THE NEXT&10;HEADED TO THE FRONT&10;I'M A TRAIN! THEY NEVER TOLD ME TO SWEAT STUFF LIKE SEC-HUM&10;RELATIVISM OR SIN.&10;JUST "HAUL MORE COAL! PRODLICE!" NOW..?&10;SPLAT IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR&10;CULTURE WAR!&10;I MEAN I'M FOR EASTER&10;BUT THAT ELTEE CHARACTER FIXATED!&10;ALL'OF 'EM SORTA ZEALOUS COMPARED TO THE MBA TYPES RUNNING THE RAILS!!&10;I GUESS I JUST KEEP GOING! GET 'EM TO EASTER, THEN GET BACK TO HAULING COAL MAKING MONEY . CATCHING THE GAME ON&10;SUNDAY. WHAT ELSE AM I GONNA DO?Tan and green army men interact:&10;"TELL ME WHAT I WANT TO KNOW AND WE'LL&10;PROFILE YOUFAVORABLY IN THE NEW YORKER!"&10;"NUTS TO YOU! MY VALUES&10;ARE MY SHIELD! SOMETHING YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND!" "MAYBE SOME&10;WATERBOARDING WILL HELP LOOSEN&10;YOUR TONGUE!" "HA! THAT'S NOT EVEN TORTURE! NICE TRY"&10;"I'LL BE BACK&10;LATER BE READY TO TALK!"&10;A red robot materalizes amongst plastic soldiers. "EASTER HAS BEEN&10;ABSORBED INTO THE TIMESTREAM! YOUR PRESENCE HERE WILL ONLY SEAL ITS DISAPPEARANCE!"